<hr/>**评论：**<br/><br/>Old_Army90: <pre><p>Some girls with curly hair straighten it and then curl it again.</p>
<p>My wife does this. To be fair her natural curls look way different than her post-straightening curls. </p></pre>iamsheriff: <pre><p>Same. I've got a weird frizzy curl naturally, that is horrendous. So, I straighten it silky smooth, then use a wand for loose, beachy waves. I go from a 4 to a 7 quickly just by doing that little bit. And then the cycle repeats itself whenever I decide to wash my hair which may be days later. </p>
<p>Edit: Guys, the 4 to 7 rating was me being facetious. It was to give perspective on what a good hair routine can do. Lawd. </p></pre>Old_Army90: <pre><p>How do you like using the wand? My wife wanted one but figured out a way to get good curls just using her regular straightener. I'm trying to think of things to get her for her birthday so if that will make curling her hair easier, that would be great. </p></pre>iamsheriff: <pre><p>I LOVE it. I have insanely thick hair and I have a lot of it so the wand works wonders. But, you've got to get a good one. What kind of hair does she have? I can probably point you in the right direction and that would honestly be a great present, coupled with some hair products to keep her hair healthy. Do you have a Sally's Beauty Supply near you?</p></pre>Old_Army90: <pre><p>I know we have an Ulta! She's got pretty thick curly hair too. She has a Chi ceramic straightener that she uses right now, I'm not sure if that helps. </p></pre>thechaosguy: <pre><p>This might be the most normal comment chain I have seen on reddit.</p></pre>GragasInRealLife: <pre><p>I dont like it.</p>
<p>Where's the beef.</p></pre>Haydenhumper: <pre><p>Re-read it as though they are casually conversing about pubic hair and it'll feel more reddity instantly</p></pre>Lukkie13: <pre><p>This was a lovely conversation to read</p></pre>recentlyexpiredfish: <pre><p>I thought people just use scissors, open them and then pull the hair between the index finger and the scissors blade. Like you do with a gift's ribbon.</p></pre>burningmyroomdown: <pre><p>NaMe wands are sold at Ulta. I've had a NuMe wand for five years, but I do use it sparingly. I suggest speaking to one of the floor employees, not the salon. In my years of shopping at Ulta I've found that the salon workers don't usually know much about the products sold there. They are cutting hair all day afterall.</p></pre>SolidSpruceTop: <pre><p>Tell her to go take a magical trip to <a href="/r/curlyhair">/r/curlyhair</a>! She won't regret it, I know I sure don't. Curls need special help but aren't all that hard once you get a routine down</p></pre>ReturnedAndReported: <pre><p>We all want what we don't have.</p></pre>ShiraCheshire: <pre><p>When I was younger, I thought people with a slight wave in their hair were beautiful. I wanted my hair to do that.</p>
<p>I developed a slight wave to my hair as I got older. Now my bangs/fringe tries to become curly. On humid days, the hair just above my right eye pretty much goes sideways. </p>
<p>The grass was greener on the other side.</p></pre>kafka123: <pre><p>I think a lot of people want <em>wavy</em> hair, but most people's hair is either tangled and coily or thin, dull and dead straight, so they try to curl or straighten it to reach that middle ground, and it never quite works.</p></pre>RainbowGayUnicorn: <pre><p>And people with wavy hair want they hair to wave in a more flattering manner.</p></pre>sybrtaq: <pre><p>Yeah, instead of just flipping me off.</p>
<p><em>fuck you too, hair</em></p></pre>DiamondPup: <pre><p>Can confirm, have wavy hair, doesn't listen.</p></pre>MonsieurHowdy: <pre><p>Yeah, instead of frizzing up everyday.</p></pre>Millibyte_: <pre><p>Or so damn thick and oily that it's impossible to wash.</p></pre>The_BromanEmpire: <pre><p>My hair is thick af and I stopped using shampoo like three years ago. I just take super hot showers and scrub it under water. It's super soft and no oil like I used to get with shampoo. I'm a guy with longer hair</p></pre>FeroxTheWarlock: <pre><p>Ah, the No Poo method. </p></pre>The_BromanEmpire: <pre><p>Yeah man but the constipation is worth it for soft hair</p></pre>FeroxTheWarlock: <pre><p>Wish I had the guts to stick with the method.</p></pre>Millibyte_: <pre><p>I think my seborrheic dermatitis would get out of hand if I did that, but I'm surprised that works. Maybe I'll try that this summer</p></pre>KrombopulousMary: <pre><p>The matter of hair care comes into play here; I've had unmanageable terribly frizzy curly puffy hair for most of my life. That is until I learned how to care for it. Don't detangle when it's dry, no brushes,run your fingers through it in the shower instead, don't rub it down with a bath towel, cotton t-shirt or microfiber towel is better, use a sulfate free conditioner, only shampoo a couple times a week maximum, optionally use gels or oils designed for curly frizzy hair. </p>
<p>Edit: also avoid hot water on your hair, and if you must use it, do a cold rinse when you're finished.
Edit 2: typos/formatting</p></pre>Embeast: <pre><p>Yes, exactly! It took me many years to learn that you just cannot comb or brush through your dry curls unless you want frizz. Also, the best product I have ever found for curly hair is Suave Captivating Curls mousse (and yes I've used far more expensive products, this beats them all). The trick is to put it in your hair while it's still dripping wet right after the shower. Then gently blot the excess water and product with a microfiber towel (I wrap mine loosely in a turbie twist) and allow your hair to air dry. When it's almost dry I flip my head and gently separate the curls with my fingers. My curls come out beautifully soft and defined with no frizz.</p></pre>Dark_Shark908: <pre><p>Hair not straight enough to be manageable, hair not curly enough to look like its messy on purpose. I have slightly wavy hair and some days it just will not listen to me.</p></pre>SilkenB: <pre><p>I have wavy hair too, managing it is annoying. I just shave the sides short and leave it long enough to be wavy on top. It's like a ocean wave. it gets really frizzy sometimes though, I hate it. </p></pre>usernamebrainfreeze: <pre><p>I have straight hair and I'm incredibly grateful. I have nothing against curly hair, it can definitely be incredibly pretty, but I'm way too lazy to ever manage it properly. </p></pre>csonnich: <pre><p>As someone with curly hair, I agree. I am way too lazy to manage it and it pretty much always looks like shit. </p></pre>TonyRomosVertebrae: <pre><p>I stopped using shampoo on my curly hair. Been like 5 months. It's awesome. Curly hair needs natural oils to stop it from going frizzy</p></pre>NeverBendingStory: <pre><p>This. Curly hair can be dead simple to manage -- just like grilling a steak, you gotta leave it alone.</p></pre>suoicadob: <pre><p>Thank you! I have super curly hair and everyone I know with straight hair is envious of it. They don't listen when I tell them how much trouble it is. </p></pre>portajohnjackoff: <pre><p>I want a dad :(</p></pre>chinchillakilla11: <pre><p>I want hair</p></pre>portajohnjackoff: <pre><p>Trade ya</p></pre>PM_UR_H0PES_N_DREAMS: <pre><p>I'll trade you. My dad's bald, so he'll understand.</p></pre>boostedsloth: <pre><p>As a guy, normally I put some water in my hair in the morning.</p>
<p>For special occasions, I put a bit more water in my hair.</p></pre>OMA_: <pre><p>You do? I just take shorter showers on special occasions...</p>
<p>Mainly because I usually stand under the running water for 20 minutes when I've got nothing important to do for the day.</p></pre>ItsJTJ: <pre><p>Long showers ftw</p></pre>Bancroft28: <pre><p>I stand in the shower like Dewey Cox and think about my entire life before I start my day.</p></pre>Jermseatsbrains: <pre><p>And you never <del>payed</del> paid for drugs, not once. </p></pre>PMme_urfilledvagina: <pre><p>Blowjobs arent money. </p></pre>dyxjhloa: <pre><p>If blowjobs were money a lot of vending machines would be happy right now.</p></pre>Auggernaut88: <pre><p>Where exactly... would you put your mouth in that scenario?</p></pre>Phate4569: <pre><p>If you don't know, you aren't ready for the answer.</p></pre>Animatedreality: <pre><p>Once you know, it changes EVERYTHING.</p></pre>Flopjar: <pre><p>They'd make an apparatus. It'd be right next to the dollar slot, so you could either pay a dollar or suck on the dildo shaped piece of rubberized plastic until the machine charged up and "came."</p>
<p>Complimentary condoms to put over the apparatus would be available, but only in high class areas.</p></pre>abhishek227: <pre><p>Fuck i am standing at the train station right now and just burst out laughing reading your comment. People next to me are looking at me. Fuck..</p></pre>Advencraftgaming: <pre><p>The soda can would pop out of the slot and you suck suck suck</p></pre>PersusjCP: <pre><p>That is the weirdest image: just walking around a corner and seeing some person sucking a bottle in a vending machine... I'd nope the fuck outta there</p></pre>dj_destroyer: <pre><p>Blowjobs aren't with the mouth, they're with the heart.</p></pre>incanuso: <pre><p>Now get on your knees and put that heart to work!</p></pre>Imakereallyshittyart: <pre><p>I'm not gay but I'd probably suck robot Dick for some skittles </p></pre>freuden: <pre><p>Not gay. Robosexual.</p>
<p>Seinfeld edit: Not that there's anything wrong with that.</p></pre>SSPanzer101: <pre><p>Get outta here Dewey, you don't want no part of this shit!</p></pre>LordNelson27: <pre><p>I lengthened my showers more and more until I realized my legs were getting tired. One day I was sitting on the chair, enjoying the hot water and I realized I could just be taking baths. Now when I have nothing to do I'll soap up and rinse off, sit in a bath for an hour, and stand up to wash my hair at the end.</p></pre>LitPartyBra: <pre><p>See i dont like having a pool of water because its annoying to make slight movments cause of all the noise it makes. So i just sit down in my shower.</p></pre>Ravenblackshelby: <pre><p>Hey there, fellow shower sitter! Ever tried it with the lights off? Pop on some nature sounds... feels like you're in the Amazon. </p></pre>starstarstar42: <pre><p>I go one step further and lock myself in with an anaconda and several capybaras.</p></pre>remember_morick_yori: <pre><p>What the fuck, I just learned about capybaras an hour ago and now here I see them mentioned in casual conversation.</p>
<p>Did you know capybaras eat their own shit? And are friendly to humans, but sometimes have disease-carrying ticks, so it's best to avoid wild ones? Did you know that there are capybaras in Japan that like to visit the hot springs?</p></pre>Zankou55: <pre><p>Get ready to hear about the Baader-Meinhof effect a few times this week, because you just learned about that, too.</p></pre>TheSunTheMoonNStars: <pre><p>There was a house hunters recently where the guy specifically looked for a shower he could sleep in </p></pre>Aliquis95: <pre><blockquote>
<p>a shower he could sleep in </p>
</blockquote>
<p><del><a href="/r/ShowerThoughts">/r/ShowerThoughts</a></del> <a href="/r/ShowerDreams">/r/ShowerDreams</a></p></pre>OldManPhill: <pre><p>I thought I was the only one!</p></pre>Zarrq: <pre><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKie-vgUGdI">There are dozens of us!</a></p></pre>LordNelson27: <pre><p>Seems more like the problem is that you're trying to move in a bath. When I take baths I lie perfectly still and just enjoy the water</p></pre>Janfilecantror: <pre><p>Look at this rich guy over here with the comfy bathtub.</p></pre>no_id_: <pre><p>should go to japan, fit right in</p></pre>Yodiddlyyo: <pre><p>Are you 80 years old or take 5 hour long showers? How the hell do your legs get tired in the shower?!</p></pre>LordNelson27: <pre><p>When you're really tired you find yourself leaning on the walls. Sometimes I'm jus tired</p></pre>easycure: <pre><p>Dude i actually heard 2 people talking about how they "walk hard" yesterday, and couldnt help but put on the movie when i got home. </p></pre>doubleapowpow: <pre><p>Hey, let's duet.</p></pre>Shmingy: <pre><p>I fall asleep standing up in the shower. I should probably get more sleep...</p></pre>Justanormalregulargu: <pre><p>The water bill is insane though.</p></pre>Sybrite: <pre><p>How To Shower Like a Man</p>
<p>Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.</p>
<p>Walk Unclad to the bathroom. If you see girlfriend along the way, shake willy at her making the 'woo-woo' sound. </p>
<p>Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your willy and scratch your bum. </p>
<p>Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. </p>
<p>Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. </p>
<p>Wash your bum, leaving those coarse bum hairs stuck on the soap. Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. </p>
<p>Wee. Rinse off and get out of shower. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of bath the whole time.</p>
<p>Admire willy size in mirror again. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. </p>
<p>Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass girlfriend, pull off towel, shake willy at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again.</p>
<p>Throw wet towel on bed.</p></pre>str8_ched: <pre><p>You pee at the end of the shower? You savage!</p></pre>Pavotine: <pre><p>Yeah, the running water makes me want to take a Pat Cash immediately. </p></pre>irth____: <pre><p>I'm single, tried anyway.</p>
<p>mom wasn't impressed</p></pre>QuasarSandwich: <pre><p>To be fair, the rest of us have really spoilt that woman. </p></pre>Sybrite: <pre><p>Absolutely mad!</p></pre>TheLoner438: <pre><p><a href="/r/madlads">/r/madlads</a></p></pre>irth____: <pre><p>Did I tell you that I was awake <em>past my bedtime</em> yesterday?</p></pre>time_cutter: <pre><p>Bachelor version:</p>
<p>Wake up in shit you wore last night to bed.</p>
<p>Go to bathroom. Stare at bloodshot eyes in mirror. Question why life sucks so bad. Must be bad luck.</p>
<p>Crack open bathroom beer.</p>
<p>Dig through bottles of empty dry shampoo on back of toilet. Find one slightly full. Spray hair with dry shampoo.</p>
<p>Point to self in mirror and wink.</p></pre>KingGumboot: <pre><p><a href="/r/forwardsfromgrandma">/r/forwardsfromgrandma</a> (or from the 90's at least)</p></pre>NapalmRDT: <pre><p><a href="https://youtu.be/Qehxjub5lyo">Link to the classic source</a> for anyone who want to peep youtube history</p></pre>Icyrow: <pre><p>I do the same minus the girlfriend and admiration of self. </p>
<p>we're basically the same. </p>
<p>I also wafflestomp using my forehead but that's just because I like the indentations it leaves. </p></pre>Yodiddlyyo: <pre><p>You get in your knees, and push your shit through the drain using your forehead? What the fuck?</p></pre>Icyrow: <pre><p>exercise, ritual and the daily renewed knowledge of the fact i can get shit down with nothing more than my head. </p>
<p>oh and i like the indentations it leaves. </p></pre>SirGoon: <pre><p>Maybe you should wash your hair before you wash your dirty ass</p></pre>kharneyFF: <pre><p>I use more body wash for special occaisions.</p></pre>Elenos_sonelE: <pre><p>I use body wash for special occasions</p></pre>democritus_is_op: <pre><p>I wash on occasion</p></pre>doorbellguy: <pre><p>I am the occasion.</p></pre>juarmis: <pre><p>In rainy days my hair gets more water. These are super special days.</p></pre>Kingmoneyflexx: <pre><p>As a black guy no water required, hair cuts however are a weekly thing.
Edit: Just to be clear I do wash lol, I assumed the water in his hair referred to an attempt at styling not a shower</p></pre>Spookybear_: <pre><p>Weekly haircuts? Gotta be expensive </p></pre>PoopsForDays: <pre><p>12 bucks a week or so. Super pricy for some, half a starbucks weekly budget for others.</p></pre>NachoDawg: <pre><p><em>p e r s p e c t i v e</em> </p></pre>kadno: <pre><blockquote>
<p>PoopsForDays</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Well, with a name like that, I'm guessing you drink a lot of starbucks then? </p></pre>PoopsForDays: <pre><p>Who has the time?</p></pre>Sk8_4_Lyf: <pre><blockquote>
<p>half a starbucks weekly budget for others. </p>
</blockquote>
<p>Daily budget for some</p></pre>Kingmoneyflexx: <pre><p>£7 a week, I didn't think that was bad tbh. This isn't an all afternoon £50 job like a lot of my friends seem to require. </p></pre>Spookybear_: <pre><p>Wow that's cheap. Is that like the cheapest barber you can find? </p></pre>Kingmoneyflexx: <pre><p>They are all similarly priced, you'll find one for £6 but there isn't any real difference in quality. There is also a strong sense of loyalty to your barber, I've had two in my life and only changed the first time because Junior got 20 years so it was kind of forced on me. I'll wait 2+ hours to see my specific barber (I once waited 7) before I jump in the free chair. Also, these barbers or at least the one I frequent aren't in the best areas shall we say and I'd say most clientele likely would struggle if their price increased. It's also worth noting that's these guys are good at what they do and quick, they can cut my hair to a high quality in 45 mins so as long as the customers are coming they do okay.</p></pre>Vincent__Adultman: <pre><p>Wait, are you saying you get your hair cut once a week and it still takes 45 minutes and that is "quick"? </p></pre>advillious: <pre><p>that sounds expensive as hell</p></pre>qjqjqjqj: <pre><p>Go to a local barbershop and get a touch up. </p></pre>ThePootKnocker: <pre><p>Dont forget the oil and cocoa butter!</p></pre>_LukeGuystalker_: <pre><p>After shaving I put lotion on my face...any leftover lotion goes on my hair and that's about it for the day</p></pre>Kojima_Ergo_Sum: <pre><p>The pragmatic man, do you brush your teeth in the shower too?</p></pre>Daniel_Day_Tiger: <pre><p>No, he uses leftover the leftover lotion from his hair. </p></pre>Peponator: <pre><p>He just bite the soap and showers with his mouth open.</p></pre>Stealthologist: <pre><p>As a bald guy, I just wake up and go.</p></pre>RepublicanScum: <pre><p>That's nothing! I make my own hair gel!</p></pre>doorshavefeelingstoo: <pre><p>I'm not sure if masturbating in the shower counts as "making hair gel".</p></pre>man_mayo: <pre><p>That's when I lather, rinse and repeat. </p></pre>Elenos_sonelE: <pre><p>lather, rinse, rave, repeat</p></pre>JimTheHammer_Shapiro: <pre><p>And white people tan while Asians whiten their skin, and rich people buy clothes with rips in them while poor people try to show off how rich they are with a bunch of shiny shit</p></pre>NukeML: <pre><p>dammit. i think you just figured out society</p></pre>no_ragrats: <pre><p>Meanwhile society has you figured out</p></pre>NukeML: <pre><p>no, the sun is a deadly laser</p></pre>Amongg: <pre><p>Now there's a blanket </p></pre>SecretIllegalAccount: <pre><p>Humans only really want the things they don't have.</p></pre>murdermeformysins: <pre><p>Nah last year poor people tried to look like rich people looking lile poor people so we all had ripped jeans on</p></pre>Unbrkn: <pre><p>Honestly this is the best case scenario, lol.</p></pre>avataraccount: <pre><p>Dont forget the muddy as a working man branded cloths.</p>
<p><a href="http://m.shop.nordstrom.com/s/prps-mud-denim-jacket/4457254">http://m.shop.nordstrom.com/s/prps-mud-denim-jacket/4457254</a></p>
<p><a href="http://m.shop.nordstrom.com/s/prps-barracuda-straight-leg-jeans/4457245?origin=category-personalizedsort&fashioncolor=INDIGO">http://m.shop.nordstrom.com/s/prps-barracuda-straight-leg-jeans/4457245?origin=category-personalizedsort&fashioncolor=INDIGO</a></p></pre>HawkFeathers_: <pre><p>And lazy people wear sportswear</p></pre>paross: <pre><p>As a bald guy, I forget people have to do stuff with hair. I just go places.</p></pre>TheBaronAaron: <pre><p>This guy is going places.</p></pre>NeverEnoughShelves: <pre><p>As a teacher, it blows my mind every year on picture day. My kids come in looking absolutely nothing like themselves. After they graduate, they'll have a collection of picture day photos chronicling...not them.</p></pre>pausles: <pre><p>To be fair, the parents probably have a slew of photos of how they typically look.</p></pre>ThePootKnocker: <pre><p>and the parents typically make those kids look extra nice for those picture days. I showed up to picture day with a football jersey one year because my mom had forgotten it was that day. That was easily the happiest I looked in any of my school pictures.</p></pre>2boredtocare: <pre><p>I long ago determined my kids can wear whatever the hell they want on picture day. My only requirement is that they comb their hair (they're both girls with longer hair, so the "messy look" doesn't really work). </p></pre>chesireinfunderland: <pre><p>I let my daughter make her own decision as to what she wanted to wear. She wore a dress, pearls and fake black rimmed glasses that she got in a sonic kids meal. Super man S on the sides. Part of me thinks I am an idiot, the other half of me is proud I am so chill. I even myself out. </p></pre>fraxinuscavum: <pre><p>Yeah being the chill parent is awesome. I love going to the school and watching the other kids get jealous when my daughter wears my sunglasses or hat or gets to change the music in the car. I mean there isn't much in life more fun than being around your kids having fun.</p></pre>palacesofparagraphs: <pre><p>My friend's son managed to get his school picture taken in a Gremlins tshirt one year because his mom forgot what day it was. He looks so proud of himself in the picture.</p></pre>woo545: <pre><p>All of them are probably like <a href="https://www.google.com/search?q=bad.school+pics&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjxmqK7mprUAhXHOyYKHZE7BLwQ7AkISg&biw=934&bih=744">this</a></p></pre>Sw429: <pre><p>I'm glad to see your mobile google searches sometimes have periods in place of spaces as well. </p></pre>Cardea81: <pre><p>Story of my.life</p></pre>DJSeahorse: <pre><p>This one is fucking majestic.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.badschoolphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/1410488628000-cat_yearbook.jpg">http://www.badschoolphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/1410488628000-cat_yearbook.jpg</a></p></pre>KommandantVideo: <pre><p>Yea I actually knew that kid, he was a great guy and very popular at high school. Unfortunately he killed himself several years ago </p></pre>thisismine69: <pre><p>This kid killed himself.</p>
<p><a href="http://m.timesunion.com/news/article/Suicide-claims-shining-student-6093034.php">Story here.</a></p></pre>Really_Rizzoli: <pre><p>oh</p></pre>kaz3e: <pre><p>Awww I read that whole thing and just WHY?? I'm depressed now. He sounded like the kind of kid I would seek out to be friends with.</p></pre>Hylian_God: <pre><p>That period is relatable</p></pre>TrustMulder: <pre><p>One year they mixed up the photo of me and some other asian kid. Nobody noticed. Not even my parents. I brought that home and they hung it on the wall. This was when there would only be a handful of asian kids in the entire school. This other kid didn't go to the same school and I don't have any idea who it is. </p></pre>ElderStatesPug: <pre><p>This is hilarious. </p></pre>dsac: <pre><p><a href="https://i.imgur.com/eNtlu1r_d.jpg">https://i.imgur.com/eNtlu1r_d.jpg</a></p></pre>MrGatsbyy: <pre><p><a href="/r/blunderyears">r/blunderyears</a></p></pre>Alveck93: <pre><p>The best reasoning for something like this I heard is that "fancy" is just the opposite of how it's normally worn.</p>
<p>I.e. someone who wears their hair down would put it up and vice versa.</p>
<p>Not a universal truth, mind.</p></pre>yunietheoracle: <pre><p>I think this is the real reason. Getting your hair "different" requires more effort, thus making it fancier! I always wear my hair down, so I had it up for my wedding. My sister always wears her hair up, and wore it down for her wedding. Tada! Anecdotal evidence!</p></pre>IrreleventPerson: <pre><p>But I straighten my hair <em>every, single, day</em></p></pre>Frododingus: <pre><p>Because every day is a special occasion. </p></pre>IrreleventPerson: <pre><p>Yes</p></pre>api10: <pre><p>And you are a special person to someone.</p></pre>i_say_TYRONE: <pre><p>Username says no...</p></pre>hantrault: <pre><p>Usernames don't lie</p></pre>GurrGurrMeister: <pre><p><a href="/r/wholesomememes">r/wholesomememes</a></p></pre>KcV4l7qJI7BiMQHC293C: <pre><p>Every day is a gift, but sometimes the gift is socks.</p></pre>YouAreCat: <pre><p>I used to do the same all the way through high school. Then I got lazy..</p></pre>kripticblade: <pre><p>Gimme that burnt hair look</p></pre>vinevicious: <pre><p>me too, and i'm a guy</p></pre>ieatyourpoopoo: <pre><p>I love my curly hair after semi figuring out how to deal with it. I consider it literally my one redeeming feature haha. But the 3-5 times a year I straighten my hair just for something different, or if I'll be having a busy week and need my hair to be predictable. I wouldn't want a different hair type. Variety is the spice of life you guys </p></pre>ThatBrandon: <pre><p>You tell em <a href="/u/ieatyourpoopoo">/u/ieatyourpoopoo</a> </p></pre>polynomialpusher: <pre><p>There are things I laugh at on here that I just can't explain to my co-workers what I find funny or they'll know I'm actually 6 years old on the inside.</p></pre>Jedi_Tinmf: <pre><p>So, what is your curly hair routine? I finally figured mine out then all of the sudden it stopped working for me. Time to go experimenting again.</p></pre>artemis_floyd: <pre><p>Not OP, but mine consists of applying leave-in conditioner, anti-frizz serum, and curling cream, putting it up in a bun to air dry while I get ready (and making sure I twist it all tightly before wrapping it up in a bun), and taking the bun out right before I get in my car to go to work. I usually do the same on weekends, but sometimes braid it instead to switch up what my curls do.</p>
<p>My hair doesn't usually take kindly to heat (no matter what I put in it) unless I'm beating it into submission with a straightener, so the controlled air dry approach seems to be working pretty well for me. What were you doing before that stopped working, out of curiosity?</p></pre>RockysTurtle: <pre><p>I feel the same way, I love my hair and I never straighten it. </p></pre>Griffin880: <pre><p>My wife straightens her hair like once a year. It's like having sex with a completely different person.</p></pre>Morganl32: <pre><p>Are you sure it's your wife?</p></pre>Unicorn_puke: <pre><p>If the dick fits</p></pre>megfry88: <pre><p>Someone once said to me (a girl), "All girls will want the type of hair they don't have, with very few exceptions." I have mostly found that to be true, even if a girl does like her hair, she still covets another.</p></pre>the_ragamuffin: <pre><p>It's not just girls. As a guy I wanted long hair, until I got long hair. Then guys with short hair looked amazing again, so I cut it all off. Now I want long hair.</p></pre>waawftutki: <pre><p>As a guy with long hair; you're putting doubts in my mind again...</p></pre>a_spicy_memeball: <pre><p>As a guy with no hair, get fucked the both of you! </p></pre>arnoldlol: <pre><p>My hair dries as soon as it touches the towel, so there's that. Also had long hair at one point. My hair is too thick to keep it long. </p></pre>darkmemoryofthewall: <pre><p>Similarly, many light-skinned people will tan themselves, whilst many dark-skinned people use skin whitening creams.</p></pre>varsch: <pre><p>sounds like everyone wants to be brown-ish!</p></pre>palacesofparagraphs: <pre><p>Thanks to interracial marriage, one day we all will be!</p>
<p>Source: biracial brown-ish girl who still wants to be darker</p></pre>Dwight_kills_her_cat: <pre><p>Didnt i read something recently that said this wasn't going to happen and that there would always be different races?</p>
<p>I could just be speaking out of my ass</p></pre>DepressionsDisciple: <pre><p>Recessive genes crop up all the time. We could mix to infinity and still there would be someone on each end of the spectrum. </p></pre>Molozonide: <pre><p>You are correct. It should approach something like a binomial distribution.</p></pre>CATTYgut: <pre><p>I'm whiter than white. Like paper white. It LOOKS uncomfortable even. . . my bi-ethnic daughter has the most gorgeous "tan" year round. I am envious. It's the perfect "amount" in summer and winter. She does NOTHING to it. It just glows. Meanwhile, I'm spraytannung so i can look halfway normal in shorts. </p></pre>themerryplaguedoctor: <pre><p>I've given up on tanning. It never works, and i just wind up with a nasty sunburn.</p></pre>icantselectone: <pre><p>And jin yang smokes it on special occasions</p></pre>Xotaec: <pre><p>I straighten my curly hair because I'm unhappy... I'm unhappy because I straighten my curly hair. It's a vicious circle.</p></pre>palacesofparagraphs: <pre><p>Check out <a href="/r/curlyhair">/r/curlyhair</a> if you haven't already! Made my life so much easier.</p></pre>PattesDornithorynque: <pre><p>I straighten my curly hair because my curl are uneven : big curl, small curl, straight hair, frizzy top.</p>
<p>If I had nice curl, I would let them flow!</p></pre>Ferretsnarf: <pre><p>I have a theory about this sort of behavior. I think it is due to a cultural emphasis on "making an effort". Lets say you have curly hair, and all the people around you know you have curly hair. It would take some effort to straighten that hair. If you go to an event, you can show that you consider it of value and demonstrate you put effort into that event though straightening/curling your hair, wearing complicated or fancy clothing, wearing makeup, or whatever. If I went to some red carpet event in my jeans and t-shirt people will think (and they'd be right), "Wow, this guy doesn't give a shit about our event". If I showed up to my job interview in my jeans and t-shirt (ie, how I actually dress on the job), I'd probably not get hired, even though they don't expect anything different from us. I show up in a suit and tie to show I value that interaction and I'm willing to make an effort.</p></pre>WGiK: <pre><p>Am girl with curly hair and never straightens it for any reason - except my bangs. They need to be straightened to cover my 5-head.</p></pre>Wedfig: <pre><p>For special occasions, I put on something nicer than a geeky t-shirt and jeans...that doesn't mean I stop wearing geeky socks!</p></pre>iAesc: <pre><p>I actually know people who don't even do that.</p>
<p>A guy once showed up to a dress-up dinner/awards ceremony we were holding, wearing a hoody and jeans. When I slated him his excuse was "I don't own any smart clothing". He was 22 years old.</p></pre>JuiceBusters: <pre><p>An on all occasions, neither the husband, boyfriend or any males or male coworkers, brothers.. not a single one noticed.</p></pre>likeatrainwreck: <pre><ul>
<li>year and a half after graduating high schoool: cut hair a good 4 inches, straightened it, lost 40 lbs, tits stayed same and now they rock, grew a couple inches, overhauled lazy-geeky-chic style for flattering free for all of color and sentiment*
"It's been so long!! I'm so glad you look the same."
<em>fuck</em> </li>
</ul></pre>Gigantkranion: <pre><p>In my experience, most people are only focused about themselves. Like people who don't go to the gym out of fear that they'll look dumb. Little do they realise that every normal person in the gym feels that way... even the "hot" ones. </p>
<p>No one will ever notice you.</p>
<p>So, do it for yourself. </p>
<p>Secondly, it depends what was your starting weight. The ratio makes a difference. </p>
<p>'40lbs from 180lbs' is significantly more noticeable than '40lbs from 400lbs'. Both are impressive. </p>
<p>But one is far more noticeable. </p></pre>goosegoosepanther: <pre><p>There are markets in people's dissatisfaction with themselves.</p></pre>MannyTostado18: <pre><p>Idk. I'm a woman with naturally straight hair. I don't do anything to it because I'm lazy as fuck. On special occasions I wash it and use my good conditioner. Then I dry it. I don't know how to do a blow dry, I don't know how to curl my hair. I just is. </p>
<p>I imagine there's wavy and curly haired girls who also just is, and I'm sure they're doing just fine and looking fabulous. Lazy ladies represent, or don't. Maybe you have better things to do.</p></pre>strugglebutt: <pre><p>I have wavy/messy/curly hair and I just leave it, even for special occasions. Most people probably wouldn't wear it the way I do, but I kind of like the crazy, natural, non-dreadlocked look. It matches my personality. And I'm not sure it's laziness, I just have way better things to do.</p></pre>
