Uber should have an option to send two drivers in one car, one for me, and one for my car, so my hungover self doesn't have to wake up early to go get my car.

<hr/>**评论：** Metro42014: <pre><a href="http://www.driverontap.com/">http://www.driverontap.com/</a></pre>NeofelisNight: <pre>Well there you go. Thanks stranger! </pre>Metro42014: <pre>You bet! They're pretty small and aren't available everywhere yet, but they might get there.</pre>ElNutimo: <pre>What about a service where they tuck you into bed and read you a bedtime story? Do you have anything like that? Asking for a friend. </pre>waltjrimmer: <pre>I don't know about that, but I remember people making a big deal a few years ago about girls offering cuddles for money. No kissing, groping, or sex was allowed. But you could cuddle, snuggle, nuzzle, and spoon with them for the night for a fee. I don't know if those are still around, but that might provide story time services.</pre>crazetex: <pre>in college i used to sell my attractive roommate's cuddle time to the girls in our dorm, i got a big cut because i advertised and it was on my memory foam bed college was weird. edit: it was extra if he whispered french to you</pre>capincus: <pre>Do you list "Cuddle Pimp" on your resumé? </pre>crazetex: <pre>i work with kids year-round so... no, sadly. another life, perhaps...</pre>climbgees: <pre>pimps dont cry</pre>sephy009: <pre>Gators bitches better be wearing jammies</pre>cluckay: <pre>Is this South Park? </pre>capincus: <pre>No, this is Patrick. Butters sold kisses, he was just a regular pimp.</pre>the7thcolumn: <pre>bitch you wanna make some motherfucking money?</pre>whitethundar: <pre>Wait how did payment work? Did you charge the girls and your roommate? Basically the girls paid you for your attractive roommate's cuddle time and you charge your roommate for random cuddle time with strangers? Double dipping?</pre>crazetex: <pre>He got 40%. I got 50% and my bookkeeper got 10%</pre>link090909: <pre>Bookkeeper?</pre>CosmicSpaghetti: <pre>Is it just me or did that part make it kind of hard to believe...?</pre>theycallmewildfire: <pre>Don't you hire a CPA for your prostitution accounting needs? </pre>D3ADRA_UDD3R5: <pre>He was a cuddle pimp.</pre>Gramos9: <pre>Omelette du Fromage</pre>ermergerdberbles: <pre>Does your mattress remember?</pre>squidhats: <pre>My old co-worker quit working at my company to work on her cuddle business. From what she has told me, she's listed on a website of professional cuddlers and her services include the things you listed (no sex acts) as well as skin stroking and ASMR. She has another part time job but she's still building clientele and is shifting over to cuddling full time so I guess it's going well.</pre>late2theparty27: <pre>Are there any openings for fat, hairy, somewhat attractive men to work for that company, I know a guy that needs a job.</pre>squidhats: <pre>She's self employed in that arena, which means there's always an opening! The real question is whether or not you've got a clientele demographic, and let me tell you - depending on your comfort level, there's likely a market for gay men who are into bears. (No...offense?)</pre>late2theparty27: <pre>I think I'll stick to a regular 9-5 then.</pre>DausenWillis: <pre>I bet there's a group of women who just want a "dad" to hug them and tell them how proud they are of all their accomplishments. </pre>ermergerdberbles: <pre>You know me?</pre>PbPosterior: <pre>If you're in the vacinity, try booking a stay at Schrute Farms Bed and Breakfast. I'm not sure if they'll tuck you in But I have heard they'll read you a bedtime story. Here is their TripAdvisor link: <a href="https://www.tripadvisor.com/Hotel_Review-g52842-d730099-Reviews-Schrute_Farms-Honesdale_Pocono_Mountains_Region_Pennsylvania.html">https://www.tripadvisor.com/Hotel_Review-g52842-d730099-Reviews-Schrute_Farms-Honesdale_Pocono_Mountains_Region_Pennsylvania.html</a></pre>CaptainMorgner: <pre>1,186 people have way to much free time </pre>The1percentsurvivor: <pre>I'm pretty sure the New Zealand police do that, they always take a selfie </pre>HiHandRye: <pre>2meta2furious</pre>olympic_insomniac: <pre>Oh I like that. My friend said what if they hung around for a little and did things with you too? Like go to the movies or dinner, have sleepovers, etc. My friend would pay for that.</pre>PM-Me_SteamGiftCards: <pre>It sounds like your friend wants a girlfriend...I wouldn't be surprised if there's a rent-a-girlfriend service</pre>OrangeOakie: <pre>That would involve sex. You may be thinking about rent-a-bride though</pre>ladiesman317: <pre>I think that's called an escort</pre>Dicho83: <pre>It's called a prostitute. Specifically the GFE (GirlFriend Experience).</pre>fistkick18: <pre>No but you can just buy wholesale direct from the Philippines.</pre>Kingofwhereigo: <pre>or Russia</pre>PitchforkEmporium: <pre>In Japan there is except for boyfriends!</pre>lambastedonion: <pre>They might need to pay a couple hundred an hour but I think that can be arranged. </pre>jziggy44: <pre>15 dollars and jimmy johns and I'll be there</pre>Freepurrs: <pre><a href="http://metro.co.uk/2017/05/29/police-tuck-drunk-man-into-bed-and-take-selfie-with-him-6669449/">Tasmania Police will tuck ye in</a></pre>TheMightyZander: <pre>They have that but only in Tasmania. They're bloody legends.</pre>PotatoJaeger: <pre>Babysitters might be sufficient for that</pre>MichaelMyersFanClub: <pre>Sing me Soft Kitty</pre>ilovetuckamer: <pre>locker room scene slow inspirational clap</pre>Belazriel: <pre>Sleep with me podcast gives bedtime stories.</pre>-Chaz-: <pre>Yeah man, prostitutes</pre>Adnan_Targaryen: <pre>The real LPT is alwa- Wait. Which sub is this again? </pre>supernigelfighter: <pre><a href="/r/showerprotips">r/showerprotips</a></pre>Mycoxadril: <pre>risky click of the day</pre>FonicsFreak: <pre>Ooo I wasn't expecting that!</pre>Dicho83: <pre>... That is NOT where you put a loofah! </pre>FlipStik: <pre>Ooo-weee! He's tryin'!</pre>gbabydub: <pre>The best joke is alwa- Wait. Which sub is this again?</pre>BionicleKid: <pre><a href="/r/jokeproshowertips">r/jokeproshowertips</a></pre>Kero58: <pre>I didn't see this on the website, but how does the driver get to you?</pre>alemobar: <pre>Uber.</pre>Grangehaven: <pre>And how does the uber get to the driver?</pre>Wentzel142: <pre>Lyft.</pre>LaterGatorPlayer: <pre>How does the Lyft driver get to their car?</pre>Grangehaven: <pre>Some sort of zeppelin I'm assuming? I'm not an app developer though so IDK.</pre>KaleSheikYerbouti: <pre>Oh the humanity.</pre>Fuck-Fuck: <pre>Craigslist.</pre>Ken_dog: <pre>There's another company out there (can't remember name) and the driver drives to you and your car on a folding scooter which goes in the boot!</pre>drmrsanta: <pre>Scoot! <a href="https://youtu.be/xu9IRQAPzXM" rel="nofollow">https://youtu.be/xu9IRQAPzXM</a></pre>riso2015: <pre>"Remember the movie driving Miss Daisy? It's just like that!" Wut</pre>Hroslansky: <pre>"What's the best analogy we can make for what our service is like?"</pre>return2ozma: <pre>Morgan Freeman will pick me up when I'm drunk?</pre>destrukkt: <pre>site doesn't work very well. FAQ section down become a rider section down etc</pre>rehabilitated_4chanr: <pre>reddit hug of death, try later.</pre>CarelesslyFabulous: <pre>Yeah, looks like they changed their site structure to "page.pagename.com" where before it was "pagename.com/page" so a bunch of links are broken. When you get to the FAQ another way, there is actually zero FAQ's there. I also wasn't able to see what cities this is in nor much else about how it works.</pre>Kcaz94: <pre>But what happens to the driver after they drop you off? Do they walk home? Lol</pre>TomServoHere: <pre>They move in with you. It's part of a "house the homeless" initiative.</pre>Jesus_Harold_Christ: <pre>They are avid joggers, they just jog home</pre>mycompany: <pre>They sit at the end of your driveway and cry. Approximately 10mins later a black cab will come pick them up. The first break-up is the hardest.</pre>Kingofwhereigo: <pre>They take the Uber</pre>Hazard_Warning: <pre>You're obligated to adopt them </pre>ides_of_june: <pre>Wouldn't this be pretty much the same cost as ubering both ways, since you need 2 people's time + paying for gas on your car and the other car following?</pre>VinDenim: <pre>Sometimes you don't know you'll be drinking and when you do it would be convenient to not have to get your car in the morning </pre>Hear_That_TM05: <pre>Saves time though.</pre>MedicPigBabySaver: <pre>Doesn't seem to be much validity. Won't redirect to actual app & won't redirect when fill info for "become a driver". No app found in the Play store. </pre>Blubbablubba: <pre>The driver they use in the example picture is really handsome and wearing some very expensive clothing, is that what the drivers typically look like irl? I'd be pretty disappointed if just some guy showed up to drive me home.</pre>arrrghhh3: <pre>Dryver is another one.</pre>irqlnotdispatchlevel: <pre>Uber drunk. The service name is the same as your state when you need it. </pre>renaissancetomboy: <pre>Or "Designated Uber" </pre>Runemaster117: <pre>They should offer DUI's just in case your uber driver gets into an accident. "Designated Uber Insurance"</pre>Rolvaag1: <pre>Just wait a few years until you have a self driving car, then you can get drunk while it's driving you, then have it park itself and come back later for you at a specific time and place</pre>Nosnaws19: <pre>This sounds very similar to a smart horse</pre>wootiown: <pre>Well there's your solution. Ride a horse to the bar</pre>lorsquie: <pre>Would you get a DUI for drunk riding a horse? </pre>wootiown: <pre>That would be a RUI</pre>Boomer8450: <pre>It's happened before... <a href="http://blog.lawinfo.com/2016/03/11/you-can-get-a-dui-on-a-horse-in-colorado/">http://blog.lawinfo.com/2016/03/11/you-can-get-a-dui-on-a-horse-in-colorado/</a></pre>TheThankUMan88: <pre>I think you can</pre>Aid2Swaft: <pre>i've heard from someone in the car industry, that even if self-driving cars will become normality, they will want to avoid at all costs to have cars that can drive by themself without any passenger. Why? because the current car industry is based on 1 car = 1 person/family and there is so much of our modern civilasation based on the revenue of those car sales. Now if car could just drive to your housedoor or club or anywhere to drive you somewhere the amount of cars could be reduce by like a factor 10. just think about how many cars are in motion at any time thats roughly the amount cars needed in that case</pre>Squally160: <pre>Yeah, fuck progress because an industry might be harmed by it! </pre>Fiannaidhe: <pre>Put destination in computer Put weight in seat Tada</pre>meorp: <pre>Oh yea, car sales! That's going to be the big economic disruption with self driving cars. </pre>tokeaphatty: <pre>Or maybe just take uber to the destination in the first place then you don't have to worry about getting your car back the next day. </pre>ProSnoodler: <pre>Maybe sprint everywhere all the time</pre>mykhola: <pre>Leaning forward with your arms backwards?</pre>PM-Me_SteamGiftCards: <pre>I just had a cringe attack remembering I used to do that. Fucking naruto.</pre>sergio1394: <pre>It impressed ladies. My chakra was amazing. </pre>11PoseidonsKiss20: <pre>I was thinking the Ed Edd and Eddy runs. All three of them were ridiculous. Add in the purple tongue hanging out </pre>NeedHelpWithExcel: <pre>Don't cringe, think back to how much fun you were having. Fuck, if I could get the same amount of joy I used to get when I was 11 running with my arms backwards I'd run like that everywhere.</pre>JumpingCactus: <pre>I did that once ironically but I leaned forward too much and fell on concrete 10/10 would run like naruto again </pre>FonicsFreak: <pre>Or just grow a pair and fly everywhere. ... By grow a pair I obviously meant wings</pre>Spartz: <pre>Born to Run</pre>baddhabits: <pre>Up Arrow + B</pre>herrsmith: <pre>If planning on drinking much, I would always avoid driving, but sometimes you just end up in a situation where you drink more than you were intending.</pre>SocialWinker: <pre>Yeah...sometimes...</pre>n00ber81: <pre>"I'm going out for a few cocktails"... What do you mean it's 2:00am </pre>ThatDudeThatWasRude: <pre>If by sometimes you mean all the time then yes. I lose all self control when I get drunk lol</pre>Angry_Robot: <pre>Or never go anywhere. That's when they get you.</pre>black_brotha: <pre>thats expensive af, bruh plus sometimes you dont really know you were gonna get wasted to begin with..shit just happens.</pre>LobsterPastaTartar: <pre>Serriously, if two uber pool rides is expensive af, then paying a single driver to drive your car home is well beyond your means. You should just sell your car and live on public transit then.</pre>speaks_in_redundancy: <pre>You can't live in public transit. They kick you off when the buses need to sleep.</pre>VierDee: <pre>You just gave me a really funny mental image of busses being tucked in. Thank you.</pre>iReplyForOthers: <pre>Hehe XD you're welcome! </pre>Bad_brahmin: <pre>Username verified. </pre>Orthas_: <pre>But he suggested living on public transit. If you are sleeping on the roof of the bus, they will never spot you. Only the people in their balconies might tip the company off. </pre>PM_ME_BEAR_GIFS: <pre>You know what's more expensive? A DUI</pre>tokeaphatty: <pre>Well if you uber home at night and then have to uber back in the morning to get your car you might have just as well uber'd there in the first place. Getting drunk doesn't just happen, it's an active effort that you can avoid with a little will power. </pre>Metajoker: <pre>Can't be more expensive than buying the service to have your car picked up</pre>bwaredapenguin: <pre>Or just take another Uber back to your car in the morning.</pre>Lego_My_Alter_Eggo: <pre>...which is the same price as taking an uber to your destination in the first place</pre>bwaredapenguin: <pre><blockquote> plus sometimes you dont really know you were gonna get wasted to begin with..shit just happens. </blockquote></pre>Hroslansky: <pre>You can avoid surge pricing this way though. I've done it before, drive myself to the bar, Uber home, then Uber back in the morning for half the cost of Ubering there at 10 pm on a Saturday. It's still makes the night expensive, but that extra $10-$15 is another round of drinks. </pre>hookeronparole: <pre>Just curious, what kind of situations lend themselves to randomly getting that drunk?</pre>StealthSpheesSheip: <pre>I'd rather leave it than have someone uninsured *on my car* drive my car Starred part edited</pre>atag012: <pre>Why the hell would they be uninsured, every driver is insured who work for those services. </pre>Androthi_II: <pre>In the U.S. you insure the car and not the driver. So if someone else drives your car that is not authorized, it will not be covered. Unless you get additional insurance to cover borrowed and rental vehicles.</pre>Kowzorz: <pre>I feel like a company which specialized in driving your car would not fall under typical consumer car insurance.</pre>Androthi_II: <pre>Uber drivers use their own vehicles to provide the service.</pre>PM_ME_YOUR_NITS: <pre>In some states. However, some other states insure the driver and car, such that your normal insurance would cover you if you got in an accident in your friend's car. It's important to know which kind of state you are in.</pre>TheOfficialTheory: <pre>How does valet service work?</pre>adayasalion: <pre>The valet companies insurance pays for their claims</pre>BSnapZ: <pre>Right, so wouldn't this hypothetical service work the same way?</pre>pedal2000: <pre>Wow that's insane, my insurance covers 'occasional' drivers. If you insure the car, why wouldn't that be included? There are always going to be fringe cases where someone might use the car as a one-off. Loan it to a friend, co-worker, or in an emergency.</pre>StealthSpheesSheip: <pre>That's not the point. Sometimes auto insurance doesn't cover guest drivers, and accidents caused by guest drivers will make your insurance go up. They may even say that "verbal consent" wasn't properly obtained due to you being drunk.</pre>Reimant: <pre>It's not your insurance that it would be on. It would be the companies insurance who offer the service that you would claim on. Your insurance company wouldn't care as they're not the ones paying out in the event that the 'guest' driver does crash. </pre>NeofelisNight: <pre>Maybe a uber in a tow truck to get around the insurance issue.</pre>spargelkol: <pre>So a tow truck? </pre>wootiown: <pre>Well shit that gives me an idea</pre>secretcat18: <pre>In London we have a scooter guy site. He turns up on a scooter, which folds up in to your boot and drives you home then drives away. He is insured fpr everything.</pre>Wholly_Unnecessary: <pre>There's actually a service that does that where I live. </pre>Poormidlifechoices: <pre>We did this in the AF. It was a volunteer program so no costs. Of course we put the drunk guy in his own car. I'll go pick your drunk ass up at 4 in the morning. But you can clean the puke out if your own backseat.</pre>doorbellguy: <pre>We did this in the As Fuck? </pre>eaglebtc: <pre>Air Force.</pre>doorbellguy: <pre>Right. Now I feel the dumbest I've felt in months. </pre>jaybram24: <pre>I though this was a whoosh but it turns out you whooshed. Whoosh-ception. </pre>ception_bot: <pre>The concept you are referring to is actually recursion, not inception</pre>Citizen51: <pre>Not OP but probably Air Force</pre>cazlewn156: <pre>Arcade Fire</pre>illvm: <pre>Abercrombie & Fitch</pre>MrDrProfRX: <pre>Air Force, it took me longer than it should have...</pre>grimmpsycho: <pre>Air Force...</pre>ashakahdhalshf: <pre>Ass* fuck</pre>Crimson-Carnage: <pre>Very common in Korea</pre>atag012: <pre>In koreatown in Los Angeles too! this service has existed for ever</pre>Crimson-Carnage: <pre>Wow. Never been to LA, just Korea; where the owner of our distributor would take us out eating and drinking then I get in a normal cab and he crawls (that soju!) into the back of his car and some dude drives it.</pre>atag012: <pre>haha thats awesome, I visited Seoul a few months ago for the first time, loved it!</pre>ChewedandDigested: <pre><a href="https://designateddriversofsantaclarita.com/designated-driver-services-661-313-8336/">Santa Clarita Valley in California has this. $20 gets you and your car home to anywhere in the valley.</a> The only issue is at times the wait. But then you just drink more and hope your phone doesn't die</pre>55gure3: <pre>This type of service is big in Japan. </pre>aventadorrin: <pre>I scrolled for this comment exactly. The service is called Daiko! It is also usually cheaper than taking a taxi.</pre>Joebotas420: <pre>Just use 2 Uber's. You're payin twice anyway I don't understand this concept</pre>hermitsociety: <pre>Thank you for not drinking and driving. </pre>gwoz8881: <pre>I came up with this years ago. The drivers ride on one motorcycle and one of them drives your car back with you in it. I call it suber.</pre>vorpib: <pre>It's been a thing in South Africa for well over ten years. Drivers ride on small mopeds that fold up small enough to fit into a trunk.</pre>Canadaismyhat: <pre><blockquote> I came up with this years ago. </blockquote> There are hundreds of companies that do this and have done so for a long time. </pre>KaleSheikYerbouti: <pre><a href="https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Op%C3%A9ration_Nez_rouge" rel="nofollow">Operation Nez Rouge, 1984</a> </pre>Canadaismyhat: <pre>DDI in Minnesota. There are tons of services that do this. </pre>goldmanstackss: <pre>I don't let people drive my car. </pre>OOBExperience: <pre>I used to work for a company called homejames which worked throughout the LA area. We had these compact gas scooters which we rode to the club or bar or whatever. We'd then fold up the scooter and put it in a leak-proof canvas bag and put it in the trunk. We'd then drive the drunk client home and take the scooter out of the trunk, unfold it and then go tot he next job. Hated it. Clients were mostly rich entertainment industry pr•cks who never tipped and treated you like s••t.</pre>PsychoticCeilingFan: <pre>It's okay, you can swear on reddit.</pre>JACdMufasa: <pre>What if the internet police see him? </pre>KevinGracie: <pre>Lyft should have an option to request a driver with a car seat or booster. </pre>yaylindizzle: <pre>Just plan ahead and don't drive there to begin with</pre>trkassmark: <pre>Uber to the bar in the first place , you'd still pay for two uber drivers </pre>youngSvenVanderwater: <pre>Why don't you just uber to the bar in the first place </pre>sickonsarz: <pre>Or yaknow you could just take a cab to and from the bar like a normal person </pre>TindoContra: <pre>You are thinking like a college person. In the working world the boss wants to take the team out for drinks to celebrate, you go. Very common with clients too that are in town for a big meeting. You just never know when you will go to happy hour at large companies or fun startups. I actually started a company like this in Dallas for 2 years. It was very hard to find two drivers that could work together. </pre>BobbyD1790: <pre>There's a service in the states where they put a bike in your trunk, drive you home and then ride back. Can't temper what it's called though. </pre>not-nick-offerman: <pre>There's one called city scoot, I'm not sure how many cities it's in, they bring a little motorbike that disassembles</pre>ace_of_brews: <pre>No DUI El Paso does this and it's free. Of course we always tipped well</pre>The0nlyGamer: <pre>There was a Top Gear episode about this, where the guys rode folding motorcycles to other peoples cars and drove them home.</pre>JonnyTooze: <pre><a href="http://www.scooterman.co.uk/" rel="nofollow">http://www.scooterman.co.uk/</a></pre>themaxthomas: <pre>There's a service here in South Eastern Virginia where a driver will show up on a folding motorized scooter, put it in your tuprunk and drive you and your car home. Then he scoots away into the night.</pre>escapist11: <pre>OR just use Uber to go to your destination in the first place, leaving your car at home, then Uber back home when you're done drinking.</pre>Istaan_of_Many: <pre>There are services like that in Japan that I often used. A few times when I was in Atlanta, I used a similar service. Two people come, one drives my car with me in it and the other follows.</pre>Deutsch__Dingler: <pre>It should be called "Twober".</pre>gmasterson: <pre>I agree with you. But, what an insurance nightmare. </pre>DisBStupid: <pre>Fuck that. I might be drunk but not drunk enough to allow a complete stranger to drive my car. </pre>derindel: <pre>You really want some random 20 something year old driving your car?</pre>kimchi_jjigae: <pre>UberX, Uber Black, Uber Tag Team</pre>Cocomorph: <pre>Uber Facial? Full spa service while you drive. Uber Creampie? In car patisserie. Mmm, in car patisserie. Eat your heart out, Dunkin.</pre>woah_take_it_ez_man: <pre>Tell me more</pre>hoptitude: <pre>These sound more like porn series from bang bros</pre>Fiannaidhe: <pre>You spelled pastry wrong Then did it again So i googled it TIL</pre>murf43143: <pre>Just Uber to the bar/party/event.</pre>

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